BECOME A JOE
PERSONNEL ACQUISITION

NOT EVERYONE CAN BE JOE.

Joe doesn't panic. Joe doesn't judge. Joe doesn't waste valuable operational time asking how you forgot your own anniversary. Joe solves the problem. We're looking for highly resourceful individuals capable of operating calmly in situations created almost entirely by somebody else's poor planning. 24/7 NATIONAL CRISIS RESPONSE

JOE QUALIFICATIONS

RESOURCEFUL

CALM UNDER PRESSURE

DEPENDABLE

If the obvious solution doesn't work, Joe finds another one.

The client may be panicking. Joe is not.

When Joe says he's coming, Joe is coming.

DISCREET

FAST THINKER

PROFESSIONALLY UNFAZED

Some incidents are better left between the client, Joe, and Dispatch Command.

Plans change. Stores close. Cakes disappear. Joe adapts.

Joe has seen worse. Probably.

BECOME A JOE

THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

Join a national network of emergency problem-solvers committed to protecting clients from deadlines, forgotten obligations, bad planning, and themselves. APPLICATIONS SUBJECT TO JOE COMMAND REVIEW